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Jack the Giant Slayer vs The Last Exorcism 2 vs 21 & Over
The showdown this weekend will see a fairy tale hero take on some buddies whose only mission is to get drunk and a girl who just can’t seem to get enough exorcisms. Will you
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Snitch review
2013 continues to be the worst year in cinematic history. If there was just one quality movie, everyone would gladly hand their money over. But we keep getting garbage. Please bless that in the
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Beautiful Creatures vs A Good Day to Die Hard vs Safe Haven
It’s Valentine’s Day and apparently this “big” movie weekend is going to be tradition now. Last year we had The Vow and This Means War to satisfy the ladies. So all that needs to
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Identity Thief vs Side Effects
This week, our two contenders for the box office crown are the Jason Bateman & Melissa McCarthy fraud comedy versus Steven Soderbergh’s final movie. I swear that at least by April, we’ll start to
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Warm Bodies review
I know what you’re thinking. Is this the zombie version of Twilight? I can see why you’d think that. This is a story of (undead) boy meets (living) girl. They start falling for each
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters review
Fairy tales are back on the big screen. This weekend we will find out if grown up versions of Hansel and Gretel can leave a trail of bread crumbs and become a cult classic.
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The Last Stand vs. Mama
This week we welcome former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger back to the movie theater. Yes, he may have come back for the Expendables 2, but this is his first starring role since 2003’s Terminator 3:
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Zero Dark Thirty vs Gangster Squad
It’s the second week of January and we have two major movies going head to head. The first is Kathryn Bigelow’s newest war film. It’s technically a 2012 release, but is only being released
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Texas Chainsaw 3D review
Really? This is how we’re starting 2013? That’s a shame. January is typically a dumping ground for late-coming Academy Award contenders or crap that the studios don’t know what to do with. Take a
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Les Miserables vs. Django Unchained
Well Merry Christmas everyone! You know, nothing brings sweet feelings and the true meaning of what Christmas is truly about more than depression and slavery. The funny thing is, the other movie coming out
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