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Playing for Keeps AKA Sleeping With Cougars review
Everything about this movie is forgettable. The poster, the title, the actors, everything. Who made this and why? Everything about this movie is wish fulfillment for women. Even more so than the Twilight series.
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Anna Karenina vs Killing Them Softly
We’re getting close to awards season. That means that every decent drama that studios have been holding on to for the entire year are being released in droves. Just in the past few weeks,
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Thanksgiving Movie Showdown!!! Life of Pi vs. Silver Linings Playbook vs. Red Dawn
Thanksgiving is upon us and Hollywood knows we need an escape from awkward family conversations. Whether you’re stuck talking to your aunt who cares too much for family gossip or you’re trying to avoid
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Goodbye Twilight…I’ll Miss You…
No, I have not just come out of the closet. In the following Breaking Dawn part 2 review I will give more examples of the movie randomness that we will no longer be able
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Skyfall review
Since the days of Pierce Brosnan’s 007, James Bond has gone through a severe identity crisis. He was always known as the prim and proper spy who handily dispatches his victims with tiny guns,
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Wreck-It-Ralph vs. Flight
I am on the fence with Disney. Their 2D musicals (pre-pocahontas) are nothing short of magic. Their CG animated movies, on the other hand, are lackluster at best. Of course, Tangled is the exception
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Chasing Mavericks review
No, this isn’t a story of Dog the Bounty Hunter in hot pursuit of Sarah Palin and John McCain. Why hasn’t that movie been made yet? Chasing Mavericks is the first surfing movie I
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Paranormal Activity 4 vs. Alex Cross Dresser
This weekend we have 2 new movies, Paranormal Activity 4 and Alex Cross. I know a lot of you groan when you hear that they’re still pumping out Paranormal Activities year after year. I
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Sinister vs. Argo
What a great weekend! Not only do we get Seven Psychopaths (review to come later), but we also get the horror film I’ve been waiting for, Sinister, and Ben Affleck’s 3rd directorial effort, Argo.
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Taken 2 vs. Frankenweenie
When mentioning Taken 2 and Frankenweenie in the same sentence you can’t help but combine the names to create the hybrd, TakenWeenie! But we all know that TakenWeenie would be a different kind of
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