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Premium Rush review
I’m going to start this off by saying that I am a huge fan of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. His body of work post-3rd Rock from the Sun is phenomenal. I loved him in Brick, 50/50,
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Timothy Green vs ParaNorman vs Expendables 2
This is going to be an interesting weekend at the box office. It feels like the studios had these movies on hand and thought to themselves, “Hey, let’s just release our movie on August
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Bourne Legacy vs. The Campaign
It’s time for another showdown. This week, two movies are going head to head, and they have nothing in common. They will have something in common I suppose. They will both make crazy amounts
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Total Recall vs. Wimpy Kid
Two weeks have passed since we’ve been graced with the end of Batman’s saga. Sadly, last week was void of anything quality to see. Everyone I talk to asks, “What now?” and “Where do
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The Watch review
It must be a hard year for PG-13 comedy fans. They have been wholly neglected and won’t get another movie suited for them until the Grown Ups sequel next year. Side note: Give up,
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The Dark Knight Sinks: A Second Opinion
I can’t decide who’s more stupid: the citizen of Metropolis, or the citizens of Gotham? Superman’s disguise is a pair of glasses and hair parted on a different side. Even the city’s best investigative
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The Dark Knight Rises review
I thought this day would never come. It has been four long years since The Dark Knight was released. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever counted down this long for a movie to come
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Ice Age – Continental Drift
If there is anything guaranteed in this world, it is that a CG animated film will make half a billion dollars. Not a year goes by without seeing a new Madagascar, Ice Age, or
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Amazing Spider-Man review
The first question is “Why?” Why does Spider-Man need a reboot so soon after the last movie? It’s been 5 years since the atrocity known as Spider-Man 3 and apparently the powers that be
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Scott’s Quick Review: Rock of Ages
This really should be a quick review. I am not the audience this movie is targeting, so I almost don’t feel qualified to say anything about Rock of Ages. But what kind of a
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