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The Dark Knight Sinks: A Second Opinion
I can’t decide who’s more stupid: the citizen of Metropolis, or the citizens of Gotham? Superman’s disguise is a pair of glasses and hair parted on a different side. Even the city’s best investigative
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The Dark Knight Rises review
I thought this day would never come. It has been four long years since The Dark Knight was released. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever counted down this long for a movie to come
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Ice Age – Continental Drift
If there is anything guaranteed in this world, it is that a CG animated film will make half a billion dollars. Not a year goes by without seeing a new Madagascar, Ice Age, or
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Amazing Spider-Man review
The first question is “Why?” Why does Spider-Man need a reboot so soon after the last movie? It’s been 5 years since the atrocity known as Spider-Man 3 and apparently the powers that be
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Scott’s Quick Review: Rock of Ages
This really should be a quick review. I am not the audience this movie is targeting, so I almost don’t feel qualified to say anything about Rock of Ages. But what kind of a
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Rock of Ages vs. That’s My Boy
It’s the middle of the summer movie season and instead of glorious action epics that are pure eye candy, we get a butt rock musical and Adam Sandler playing well……Adam Sandler. It’s going to
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Scott’s Quick Review: Moonrise Kingdom
Let me be upfront about something before I give my two bits on Moonrise Kindgom. I am the definition of a Wes Anderson fanboy. My number one movie of all time is Rushmore, followed by Bottle
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Dark Shadows review
I will not surprise anyone who knows me with this information, but I am done with the union of Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. Like any relationship, one person is dragging down the other.
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The Avengers review
The day has finally come. Marvel’s flagship characters have all come together in a cinematic popcorn tour-de-force. (Wow, what a cliche term. I don’t even know what that means, but it just felt right.)
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Cabin in the Woods vs. The Three Stooges
I’m going to keep this short. Partially because I really don’t want to spoil anything to do with Cabin in the Woods, and also because I don’t want to waste much breath/font on the
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