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The Dark Tower vs Detroit
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Atomic Blonde Review
Atomic Blonde comes to us from the uncredited director of the first John Wick movie and the upcoming Deadpool 2. It’s based on the graphic novel, The Coldest City, and once again solidifies Charlize
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Dunkirk vs Valerian
Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now! We have the 10th feature film from one of the most well-renowned modern directors and the spiritual successor to 1997’s The Fifth
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War for the Planet of the Apes
In early August 2011, I attended a double-feature critic screening of two movies that barely registered on my radar. Of these two movies, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and The Change-Up, I
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Spider-Man: Homecoming Review
Spider-Man is one of the most iconic superheroes out there. His influence on the modern wave of comic book movies cannot be denied. I would attribute the onslaught of this genre to the success
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Baby Driver Review
“You can’t be into crime without being a little criminal.” Edgar Wright has returned with his fifth feature film in Baby Driver. He made his mark on Gen X’ers and more-refined millenials with his
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Transformers: The Last Knight Review
Nothing in movies should surprise me anymore. In the last Transformers movie, we found out that the Transformers caused the extinction of the dinosaurs and began the ice age. If we’re not careful and
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Cars 3 vs 47 Meters Down
This weekend we have one of the most successful kids’ franchises of all time going up against my greatest fear since I was a kid. Cars 3 After a terrible second lap with Cars 2,
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The Mummy Review
Universal is looking to finally cash in on a 100 year old investment in an age where no movie can be complete without a trilogy or a shared universe. The classic Universal Monsters are part
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Wonder Woman Review
With every DC feature released, the internet tells us to expect the worst. I, a very small part of said internet, will tell you to largely disregard what any of us have to say. I
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