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The Magnificent Seven Review
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Blair Witch vs Bridget Jones Baby
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Sully Review
Clint Eastwood and Tom Hanks bring the true story of Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger to the big screen this weekend. It’s been a short seven years since The Miracle on the Hudson occurred. It doesn’t
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The Light Between Oceans vs Morgan
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Don’t Breathe Review
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Kubo and the Two Strings vs Hell or High Water vs War Dogs
Kubo and the Two Strings Kubo and the Two Strings comes from the same studio (Laika) that brought us Coraline, Paranorman and The Boxtrolls. These darker stories have struggled to become household names, even
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Pete’s Dragon vs Sausage Party
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Suicide Squad Review
I could write an entire article on the disparity of aggregate review sites, like Rotten Tomatoes, and how they don’t represent the voice of the fans, but there are enough articles out there to
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Jason Bourne Review
Jason Bourne’s retirement has been downright terrible. All he tried to do was leave Black Ops and ended up forgetting his identity. Since then, he dealt with a supremacy and ultimatum. Don’t worry, not
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Nerve Review
This summer is full of loud and unoriginal sequels and remakes. It’s actually nice when a semi-original movie flies under the radar, whether it be from little promotion or low hype. Nerve is the
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