Moana (2026) Review
(“You’re Welcome” sung from the viewpoint of Disney executives) Okay, okay, it’s time to make »
Supergirl Review
I think its all time for studios to ask themselves, does the audience even care »
Disclosure Day Review
Being a child of the 80s and 90s, Steven Spielberg had a very instrumental effect »
Masters of the Universe Review
Prepare yourself for some critical gymnastics as we dive into an authentic cinematic adaptation of »
The Mandalorian and Grogu Review
It’s been nearly seven years since Star Wars has graced the silver screen. However, that »
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Weapons Review
We have been blessed (there’s probably a better word for that) with some outstanding horror movies this year. Given the hot streak of Final Destination, Bring Her Back, and Together, the horror genre is
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The Naked Gun (2025) Review
Hollywood is constantly releasing movies that nobody asked for. In a world where live action remakes and legacy sequels run amok, somebody thought it would be a good idea to release a sequel/reboot of
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Superman (2025) Review
WB/DC is shooting for the moon with their relaunch of their cinematic universe with the oft-remade Superman. They are under a lot of pressure for this movie to be successful, which is probably why
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Jurassic World Rebirth Review
For a franchise about once-extinct species, the Jurassic movies just don’t seem to die. It could have something to do with each movie making a billion in the box office despite the varying quality.
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F1 The Movie Review
It’s weird to think about now, but the lead-up to Top Gun: Maverick was less than positive. It seemed like a far too late sequel and more proof that Hollywood was out of ideas
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How to Train Your Dragon Review
I don’t know who I am anymore. I’ve gone well over a decade spreading my campaign of hatred and dispassion over Disney live-action remakes of beloved animated masterpieces. With the exception of one film
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From the World of John Wick: Ballerina Review
The John Wick franchise has never truly been novel in its approach to titling their movies. The only time they tried to mix it up was with the really odd subtitle “Parabellum” on chapter
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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning Review
After nearly 30 years and seven previous movies, the Mission Impossible franchise is seemingly coming to a close. Tom Cruise recently claimed that he’d like to be the first 100 year old action star,
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Thunderbolts* Review
It’s been a while since comic book movies have guaranteed a billion dollar box office. The zeitgeist of all things super hero has gone dry. Audiences don’t buy their tickets early to the latest
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A Minecraft Movie Review
Video game adaptations are on the rise and strangely, so is their quality. This is the small window of time where studios are all looking for their next big franchise to take over for
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