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The Wild Robot Review
Dreamworks needs to quit playing games with my heart. When they’re on, they make the »
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The 5 Most Successful Sundance Movies
With the Sundance Film Festival just recently wrapping up, it felt right to write about some of the biggest successes in the festival’s history. A large percentage of this year’s movies have already been
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters review
Fairy tales are back on the big screen. This weekend we will find out if grown up versions of Hansel and Gretel can leave a trail of bread crumbs and become a cult classic.
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The 5 Worst Movies of 2013…probably
I don’t claim to be able to see into the future. I don’t have a crystal ball. Though I did know someone who had a replica of David Bowie’s crystal ball from Labyrinth. I
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The Last Stand vs. Mama
This week we welcome former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger back to the movie theater. Yes, he may have come back for the Expendables 2, but this is his first starring role since 2003’s Terminator 3:
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Top Ten Movies of 2012
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Zero Dark Thirty vs Gangster Squad
It’s the second week of January and we have two major movies going head to head. The first is Kathryn Bigelow’s newest war film. It’s technically a 2012 release, but is only being released
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Upcoming 2013 Movies I’m Excited For
Normally I do top 5 lists. I really wanted to break next year down to 5 movies I can’t wait for, but it’s just too difficult. So you’re getting 10 instead. It is a
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Texas Chainsaw 3D review
Really? This is how we’re starting 2013? That’s a shame. January is typically a dumping ground for late-coming Academy Award contenders or crap that the studios don’t know what to do with. Take a
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Les Miserables vs. Django Unchained
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