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Dreamworks needs to quit playing games with my heart. When they’re on, they make the »
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This is going to be an interesting weekend at the box office. It feels like the studios had these movies on hand and thought to themselves, “Hey, let’s just release our movie on August
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5 Upcoming Teen Fiction Adaptations
I blame J.K. Rowling. I know that sounds like blasphemy, but it is all her fault. With the incredible (understatement?) success of Harry Potter, she has single-handedly opened the floodgates for popular young adult
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Bourne Legacy vs. The Campaign
It’s time for another showdown. This week, two movies are going head to head, and they have nothing in common. They will have something in common I suppose. They will both make crazy amounts
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An Audrey Hepburn Showdown: Sabrina v. Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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5 Cartoons with the Biggest Political Messages
I’ve mentioned previously that one of the guaranteed ways to make millions in Hollywood is to make a CG animated film that is “zany” enough for the younglings but also winks to the adults
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Total Recall vs. Wimpy Kid
Two weeks have passed since we’ve been graced with the end of Batman’s saga. Sadly, last week was void of anything quality to see. Everyone I talk to asks, “What now?” and “Where do
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No Need, Just Greed: Hollywood Remakes Everything
Who will be lining up to see yet another ‘80s remake this weekend when Total Recall hits theaters? Not this guy. I love it when producers try to pass off remakes as “reboots” or “reimaginings” or
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5 Olympic Stories that Deserve Movies
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Best of 2012 Albums So Far
So Kent came to me and asked me to compile a list of the best music of 2012 so far, I tried to inform him that is was August and that all the midyear
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The Watch review
It must be a hard year for PG-13 comedy fans. They have been wholly neglected and won’t get another movie suited for them until the Grown Ups sequel next year. Side note: Give up,
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