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Moana (2026) Review
(“You’re Welcome” sung from the viewpoint of Disney executives) Okay, okay, it’s time to make this happen again.We’re running out of movies to remake.You don’t even know how we feel.It’s terrifying!We’ll adapt cartoons from
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Supergirl Review
I think its all time for studios to ask themselves, does the audience even care anymore? The short answer is, no. Very few people have cared about the homogenized cape flick machine since 2019.
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Disclosure Day Review
Being a child of the 80s and 90s, Steven Spielberg had a very instrumental effect on my cinematic upbringing. Whether it’s his films about aliens, dinosaurs, WWII, or the future; he single-handedly changed what
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Masters of the Universe Review
Prepare yourself for some critical gymnastics as we dive into an authentic cinematic adaptation of the classic 80s cartoon that was made specifically to sell toys. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was
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The Mandalorian and Grogu Review
It’s been nearly seven years since Star Wars has graced the silver screen. However, that doesn’t mean that it’s gone anywhere. Since the disastrous conclusion of the sequel trilogy, Star Wars has found its
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Obsession Review
It’s been a good year for horror films and we’re not even halfway through yet. Though the genre has been showing signs of change. We’re now seeing the rise of YouTubers and social media
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Project Hail Mary Review
It’s been a few years since Andy Weir’s book, The Martian, was adapted to the big screen by Ridley Scott. That story showed us an isolated man in space that only had his thoughts
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Send Help Review
Anyone that knows me or is familiar with my movie preferences, knows that I have bizarre taste. I attribute a lot of that to Sam Raimi. I weirdly grew up watching Evil Dead 2:
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Sundance 2026 Mini-Reviews (Part One)
The final* Sundance Film Festival in Utah has begun and will soon say goodbye to the state where it was founded in 1981. It will officially move to Boulder, Colorado next year. It’s the
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My Favorite Movies of 2025
Sure, I’m a month late with this and we’d all like to put last year behind us where it belongs. However, I like closure and making my official favorites list gives me just that.
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