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How to Train Your Dragon Review
I don’t know who I am anymore. I’ve gone well over a decade spreading my campaign of hatred and dispassion over Disney live-action remakes of beloved animated masterpieces. With the exception of one film
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From the World of John Wick: Ballerina Review
The John Wick franchise has never truly been novel in its approach to titling their movies. The only time they tried to mix it up was with the really odd subtitle “Parabellum” on chapter
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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning Review
After nearly 30 years and seven previous movies, the Mission Impossible franchise is seemingly coming to a close. Tom Cruise recently claimed that he’d like to be the first 100 year old action star,
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Thunderbolts* Review
It’s been a while since comic book movies have guaranteed a billion dollar box office. The zeitgeist of all things super hero has gone dry. Audiences don’t buy their tickets early to the latest
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A Minecraft Movie Review
Video game adaptations are on the rise and strangely, so is their quality. This is the small window of time where studios are all looking for their next big franchise to take over for
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Snow White Review
Snow White: Once there was a princess… Doc: Was the princess…you? Snow White: And she got remade for modern audiences. Sneezy: Was it hard to do? Snow White: Actually yes. Disney cast someone who
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Captain America: Brave New World Review
It’s been a rough road to for the new Captain America. This fourth movie in the titular franchise, but 35th episode of the MCU was meant to release on May 3rd, 2024 and was
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Sundance 2025 Mini-Reviews Part Two
The 10-day Sundance Film Festival has ended for the year and, like I say every year, I’m burned out. I watched a total of 20 movies in that time and that’s with taking a
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Sundance 2025 Mini-Reviews Part One
It’s time once again for another Sundance Film Festival. When the festival is at its best, it usually delivers a handful of my favorite movies of the year, while also giving me one or
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Y2K Review
I’m about to give this movie more promotion just by writing this review and that fact hurts my heart. Though, I am compelled to share my thoughts on an experience that upon seeing, I
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