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The Giver vs The Expendables 3
Before I give the actual reviews of the week, I have to admit that I paid for a movie called “Let’s Be Cops.” Under no circumstances should anyone see this movie. It was beyond
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Into the Storm
Attaching your brand/name to a movie project will almost certainly lead to its amazing success or spectacular downfall. This is true of the Marvel brand name on top of any movie title. The Marvel
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Guardians of the Galaxy review
The only major release this weekend and, I’d argue, the last major release of the 2014 summer movie season is Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy. This is the final movie in Marvel’s phase two
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Hercules vs Lucy
Is it me or are The Rock and Scarlett Johansson wearing the same lion wig in the above image? This weekend’s new movie brawlers are comprised of the former professional wrestler turned half-god going
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The Purge: Anarchy review
The Purge was one of the biggest financial successes of 2013. It cost only $3 million to make and it made nearly $100 million at the box office. Any studio would look at that
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Begin Again vs Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
It’s time to get excited about post-apocalyptic primates and musical dramas. July will be sparse in terms of quality entertainment at the theater. These two movies give you a reason to get out and
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Transformers: Age of Extinction review
They say that if you love something, set it free. This is my advice for Michael Bay and his unhealthy attachment to the Transformers franchise. The hour has long since passed since he should
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Jersey Boys review
Doesn’t it feel odd when a fall movie is shuffled in the middle of the summer movie season? I’m fine with big and loud movies releasing outside of the crowded action summer months. Also,
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How to Train Your Dragon 2 vs 22 Jump Street
This weekend sees the release of two major sequels. 22 Jump Street and How to Train Your Dragon 2 couldn’t be any different from each other. They are made for completely different audiences. Instead
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Edge of Tomorrow vs The Fault in Our Stars
Let’s get the bad taste of Seth McFarlane and Maleficent out of our mouths shall we? The two new movies this week couldn’t be more different from each other. Well, I suppose that dying
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