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GI Joe: Retaliation vs The Host
This weekend we have a showdown for the ages. Only one movie will win the crown of movies nobody asked for. Will it be the romantic invasion of the body snatchers or will the
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Olympus Has Fallen vs The Croods vs Admission
This week we have an attack on the White House, a cave family learning to deal with each other as they struggle for survival and a dram-rom-com. As a side note, we are almost
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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone review
Not since Bruce Almighty have Steve Carell and Jim Carrey shared the screen. In the Incredible Burt Wonderstone they reunite and parody the entertainment magic community that has been a staple of Las Vegas
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Oz: The Great and Powerful review
Just when you were starting to think that Wicked was the canon prequel for The Wizard of Oz. Now we have the official prequel. It’s bittersweet because it’s a Disney family film (hmmph), but
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Jack the Giant Slayer vs The Last Exorcism 2 vs 21 & Over
The showdown this weekend will see a fairy tale hero take on some buddies whose only mission is to get drunk and a girl who just can’t seem to get enough exorcisms. Will you
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Snitch review
2013 continues to be the worst year in cinematic history. If there was just one quality movie, everyone would gladly hand their money over. But we keep getting garbage. Please bless that in the
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Identity Thief vs Side Effects
This week, our two contenders for the box office crown are the Jason Bateman & Melissa McCarthy fraud comedy versus Steven Soderbergh’s final movie. I swear that at least by April, we’ll start to
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Warm Bodies review
I know what you’re thinking. Is this the zombie version of Twilight? I can see why you’d think that. This is a story of (undead) boy meets (living) girl. They start falling for each
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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters review
Fairy tales are back on the big screen. This weekend we will find out if grown up versions of Hansel and Gretel can leave a trail of bread crumbs and become a cult classic.
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The Last Stand vs. Mama
This week we welcome former governor Arnold Schwarzenegger back to the movie theater. Yes, he may have come back for the Expendables 2, but this is his first starring role since 2003’s Terminator 3:
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