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Pain & Gain vs. The Big Wedding
As the rest of the world gets to enjoy Iron Man 3 this weekend, we are relegated to a cliche wedding comedy and a “low-budget” Michael Bay movie. It’s going to be very tough
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Oblivion review
The only major release this week is Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise. This post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie is beautiful, but your opinion of it all depends on how much you’re willing to forgive it for over-referencing
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42 vs Trance
This weekend you have 3 movies that cater to wildly different audiences. First, you have Scary Movie 5, which is meant for terrible human beings that are leading to the downfall of civilization. I’m
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Evil Dead review
If you have seen my list of most anticipated movies of 2013, you’d have noticed Evil Dead. Normally I detest remakes, especially for movies that I hold close to my heart. Remake the bad
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GI Joe: Retaliation vs The Host
This weekend we have a showdown for the ages. Only one movie will win the crown of movies nobody asked for. Will it be the romantic invasion of the body snatchers or will the
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Olympus Has Fallen vs The Croods vs Admission
This week we have an attack on the White House, a cave family learning to deal with each other as they struggle for survival and a dram-rom-com. As a side note, we are almost
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The Incredible Burt Wonderstone review
Not since Bruce Almighty have Steve Carell and Jim Carrey shared the screen. In the Incredible Burt Wonderstone they reunite and parody the entertainment magic community that has been a staple of Las Vegas
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Oz: The Great and Powerful review
Just when you were starting to think that Wicked was the canon prequel for The Wizard of Oz. Now we have the official prequel. It’s bittersweet because it’s a Disney family film (hmmph), but
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Jack the Giant Slayer vs The Last Exorcism 2 vs 21 & Over
The showdown this weekend will see a fairy tale hero take on some buddies whose only mission is to get drunk and a girl who just can’t seem to get enough exorcisms. Will you
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Snitch review
2013 continues to be the worst year in cinematic history. If there was just one quality movie, everyone would gladly hand their money over. But we keep getting garbage. Please bless that in the
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