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Texas Chainsaw 3D review
Really? This is how we’re starting 2013? That’s a shame. January is typically a dumping ground for late-coming Academy Award contenders or crap that the studios don’t know what to do with. Take a
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Les Miserables vs. Django Unchained
Well Merry Christmas everyone! You know, nothing brings sweet feelings and the true meaning of what Christmas is truly about more than depression and slavery. The funny thing is, the other movie coming out
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This is 40 vs Guilt Trip vs Jack Reacher
It is nearly Christmas and that means a lot of good movies have been saved for those times when we want to get away from our extended families and turn off our brain. I’ll
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey vs. Hitchcock
I’m just going to tell you now that I’m not dedicating much of this review to Hitchcock. It feels wrong to let it share the company of Bilbo and his traveling companions. The Hobbit:
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Playing for Keeps AKA Sleeping With Cougars review
Everything about this movie is forgettable. The poster, the title, the actors, everything. Who made this and why? Everything about this movie is wish fulfillment for women. Even more so than the Twilight series.
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Anna Karenina vs Killing Them Softly
We’re getting close to awards season. That means that every decent drama that studios have been holding on to for the entire year are being released in droves. Just in the past few weeks,
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Thanksgiving Movie Showdown!!! Life of Pi vs. Silver Linings Playbook vs. Red Dawn
Thanksgiving is upon us and Hollywood knows we need an escape from awkward family conversations. Whether you’re stuck talking to your aunt who cares too much for family gossip or you’re trying to avoid
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Goodbye Twilight…I’ll Miss You…
No, I have not just come out of the closet. In the following Breaking Dawn part 2 review I will give more examples of the movie randomness that we will no longer be able
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Skyfall review
Since the days of Pierce Brosnan’s 007, James Bond has gone through a severe identity crisis. He was always known as the prim and proper spy who handily dispatches his victims with tiny guns,
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Wreck-It-Ralph vs. Flight
I am on the fence with Disney. Their 2D musicals (pre-pocahontas) are nothing short of magic. Their CG animated movies, on the other hand, are lackluster at best. Of course, Tangled is the exception
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