Make way
For King Disney!
Say hey,
And bend the knee!
Hey! Clear the way, this may sound bizarre.
Hey you! Are you prepped?
It might be sub-par.
Oh, come see the latest live-action remake!
Just pray
That this trend
Will fail
And will end!
Though some may enjoy this take!
This movie—dull as can be—our poor Aladdin.
It’s a drab Disney cash-grab, obviously.
Will Smith is basically Hitch.
Jafar is kind of a… dud.
Though Jasmine & Al, they have decent chemistry!
Guy Ritchie, has brilliantly made several movies,
But this one just wasn’t fun for Kenny D.
The songs do strike the right chords.
Jasmine deserves some awards.
All hail our Mouse overlords
And praise Disney!
It will make nearly $1 billion dollars.
(Right up there with Finding Dory!)
If it doesn’t, they’ve got Lion King!
(In theaters everywhere starting July 19.)
When it comes to decades of nostalgia,
Have they got a vault!
Please don’t tell Walt—we’re redoing everything!
This movie, awful CG, kind of an eyesore.
Not unique! Really quite weak, I guarantee.
However, people won’t care.
They’ll pay their money and dare
To gawk and grovel and stare at an average C.
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