(“You’re Welcome” sung from the viewpoint of Disney executives)
Okay, okay, it’s time to make this happen again.
We’re running out of movies to remake.
You don’t even know how we feel.
It’s terrifying!
We’ll adapt cartoons from last decade.
Open that vault, let’s begin.
Did you know Moana 2
Made a billion?
How could we not,
With this facade?
We’re sorry we’re creative frauds.
What can I say except, you’re welcome,
For the tickets we hope you buy.
Hey, we just wanna keep the same
Momentum.
To keep our investors profits high.
Hey,
We’re gonna make it shot for shot,
The same life, it will have naught.
This plot.
How’s the cast in their roles?
Catherine Lagaʻaia is the film’s soul
The Rock’s lookin real swole.
Oh, also it feels like a rerun,
Unwelcome
We added time and subtracted some fun.
We’re sure that no one disagrees
It’s seldom,
The bad reviews make us feel unease.
So what can we say except you’re welcome,
For the movie you’ve seen before.
We hope that you pay, okay,
You’re welcome!
Even if watching feels like a chore.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Well, come to think of it,
Kids, hopefully they don’t yawn and yawn.
Turn their brains off for this remake marathon.
The score, the vibes, the songs,
You’ll tap your toes and sing along.
You saw the OG!
It has so much charm!
We pressed reheat, so now it’s lukewarm.
What’s the lesson?
What is the takeaway?
We should be running to the money bin all day.
And while our integrity’s thin,
The box office is ours to win!
Look where we’ve been,
Let’s forget Snow White happened.
Copy and paste we’re just tickety-tappin’
Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V, Hey!
Well, anyway let me say You’re welcome,
‘Cause it’s the same exact movie.
Without the glory, sorry, you’re welcome.
’Cause this version is deserving of C!
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
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