Snow White: Once there was a princess…
Doc: Was the princess…you?
Snow White: And she got remade for modern audiences.
Sneezy: Was it hard to do?
Snow White: Actually yes. Disney cast someone who hates us and our iconic movie.
Doc: Did she say we’re creepy?
Sneezy: Did she call us weird?
Snow White: There’s nobody like her. It’s worse than we feared.
Bashful: Why did Disney do this?
Happy: Do they at least add a twist?
Snow White: It is so pedantic, they really can’t resist.
Snow White:
Someday the end will come
Someday they’ll lose income.
But till then, they’ll never take a break
Till they run of out of films to remake.
Grumpy: Heh. Mush.
Snow White:
This remake is boring
Not just Sleepy will be snoring.
The new songs are extra rough,
The CG is nightmare stuff.
Gadot’s okay as the evil queen,
As she’s not taking this seriously.
But Zegler, she’s trying too hard
And she looks like a female Farquaad.
It follows the same plot,
But adds 30 minutes of brain rot.
I can’t wait till this isn’t a thing
It’s barely worth streaming,
Someday when it’s on Disney Plus.
D+
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