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War for the Planet of the Apes
In early August 2011, I attended a double-feature critic screening of two movies that barely registered on my radar. Of these two movies, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and The Change-Up, I
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Spider-Man: Homecoming Review
Spider-Man is one of the most iconic superheroes out there. His influence on the modern wave of comic book movies cannot be denied. I would attribute the onslaught of this genre to the success
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Baby Driver Review
“You can’t be into crime without being a little criminal.” Edgar Wright has returned with his fifth feature film in Baby Driver. He made his mark on Gen X’ers and more-refined millenials with his
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Transformers: The Last Knight Review
Nothing in movies should surprise me anymore. In the last Transformers movie, we found out that the Transformers caused the extinction of the dinosaurs and began the ice age. If we’re not careful and
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Cars 3 vs 47 Meters Down
This weekend we have one of the most successful kids’ franchises of all time going up against my greatest fear since I was a kid. Cars 3 After a terrible second lap with Cars 2,
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The Mummy Review
Universal is looking to finally cash in on a 100 year old investment in an age where no movie can be complete without a trilogy or a shared universe. The classic Universal Monsters are part
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Wonder Woman Review
With every DC feature released, the internet tells us to expect the worst. I, a very small part of said internet, will tell you to largely disregard what any of us have to say. I
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Review
It’s clear by now that I live in a universe with a skewed perspective. In this world, sequels exist only for a short time, but if they discredit the status of an original movie,
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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Review
It’s strange to see director Guy Ritchie (Snatch, Lock Stock) take on a very medieval story like King Arthur and the knights of Camelot. However, this is the same director that made two quirky
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review
In 2014, the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie was released and surprised movie-going audiences with a fun movie about a wily group of rogues. It came out of nowhere and became one of
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