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Top 5 and bottom 5 of everything, ever.
The Light Between Oceans vs Morgan
The Light Between Oceans Who’s ready for a sad-fest? Don’t everyone speak up at once. We all need a good cry every once in a while. It might as well be due to watching
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Don’t Breathe Review
There are certain movies where you shouldn’t watch the trailer. You should just take the word of someone you trust. Or, in this case, take the word of your cynical neighborhood movie critic. Don’t
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Kubo and the Two Strings vs Hell or High Water vs War Dogs
Kubo and the Two Strings Kubo and the Two Strings comes from the same studio (Laika) that brought us Coraline, Paranorman and The Boxtrolls. These darker stories have struggled to become household names, even
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Pete’s Dragon vs Sausage Party
The two biggest releases of the weekend could not be more different. If you do care to see both, you’ll witness the strangest double feature ever. Pete’s Dragon Over the past two years, Disney
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Suicide Squad Review
I could write an entire article on the disparity of aggregate review sites, like Rotten Tomatoes, and how they don’t represent the voice of the fans, but there are enough articles out there to
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Jason Bourne Review
Jason Bourne’s retirement has been downright terrible. All he tried to do was leave Black Ops and ended up forgetting his identity. Since then, he dealt with a supremacy and ultimatum. Don’t worry, not
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Nerve Review
This summer is full of loud and unoriginal sequels and remakes. It’s actually nice when a semi-original movie flies under the radar, whether it be from little promotion or low hype. Nerve is the
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Star Trek Beyond vs Lights Out
Star Trek Beyond The revamped Star Trek franchise, which started in 2009, has gone through some interesting developments. Thankfully, it’s been a largely positive experience. I could never truly invest in the older movies.
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Ghostbusters 2016 Review
In September of 1986, Filmation premiered an animated version of the ‘70s live-action TV series, “The Ghost Busters.” Just five days after the release of that cartoon, DIC Enterprises, along with Dan Aykroyd and
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Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates Review
When the opening titles rolled up on this Zac Efron comedy, it claimed it was based on a true story. That begged me to see what true story this could possibly come from. It turns
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