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The Last Voyage of the Demeter Review
My favorite section of the classic novel Dracula, by Bram Stoker, is the account of the crew of the ill-fated Demeter. It’s only one chapter in the book, but the description of the crew’s
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Talk to Me Review
Imagine for a moment that you’ve just arrived to a party with some friends. Yes, this is unlikely now that we’re all introverted, but follow me here. You just grabbed your first plate of
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Oppenheimer Review
It’s arguably the most anticipated movie weekend of the year with the double releases of Oppenheimer and Barbie. One is an intellectual tension-filled character piece, while the other being pure cotton candy (while also
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Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning – Part One Review
It’s incredibly rare for a movie franchise to get to reach seven movies and counting, but it’s unheard of to have them maintain high quality (give or take some motorcycle jousting). While Mission: Impossible
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Review
I’d like to credit movie-goers as a whole. We are becoming more smart and more aware of shovel-ready tentpole movies that may not be worth our money. Nearly every major recent movie is around
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The Flash Review
The current version of DC movies have been crawling towards a slow death for years. As we near the end now, we are finally getting a movie that has managed to see a release
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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts Review
Every few years the Transformers franchise chooses to grace the big screen and remind us that they exist. These robots in disguise have delivered two surprisingly decent movies, but mostly have a tendency to
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Review
After nearly five long years, we’re finally getting a sequel to one of the biggest movie surprises of the past decade. We never knew we needed or even wanted another Spider-Man property, but 2018’s
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The Little Mermaid Live-Action Remake Review
The money is always greener For every Disney remake. On deck is the Little Mermaid I wish they’d just take a break. Because of low expectations, Beneath the deep ocean floor, It’s not the
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Fast X Review
Every few years we are blessed by the Greek Gods of Explosions and Family with a new iteration of The Fast and Furious franchise. It’s almost as if they look down on us mere
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